YāALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN
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The Falcon and The Winter Soldier is basically going to be a show about what happens in a friend group of three when the mutual friend leaves and the two other friends who never really talked before are forced to get along
vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me
*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case
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someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i’m not leaving the house)
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- Be really forgiving and fair towards everyone you encounterĀ
- Be one with your bodyĀ
- Donāt be dependent on other people for your own happinessĀ
- Stay positive even when life beats you down a littleĀ
- Inspire others to feel good about themselvesĀ
- Encourage your friends to be the best they can beĀ
- Proudly own who you are and what youāre intoĀ
- Approach every situation with confidenceĀ
Best Wishes!
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cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime
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YES. Thank you
this is because the writers of korra have a condition peculiar to authors where they are unaware of adult occupations other than āschoolteacherā or ācopā. i call it ājk rowling diseaseā
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you know what this is
Why did… why did this make me so happy
A nice review of the cat memes from the last decade.
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types of people: concept playlists
2am - city lights from a high rise, dusty book piles, tired eyes, writing stories, indie concerts, procrastination, denim jackets, classic movies, writing in a diary, impulse shopping, plants on the window ledge
5am - evening drives, dark circles under eyes, neon lights, vivid dreams, broken handwriting, 90s music, leather jackets, tousled hair, late night phone calls, silver necklaces, flannel around their waist
10am - soft blankets, lover of routine, acoustic songs, good grades, bullet journals, pastels and plants, sweet coffee, freshly baked bread, cat washi tape, cozy apartment, long winter coats over turtle neck jumpers, tote bags
1pm - yellow socks, doodles, doc martens, strawberries in the garden, sunflower daydreams, pictures of clouds and best friends, a handful of flowers, peach slices, paint smears on clothes
5pm - gold sunlight, peach ice tea, whispered secrets, swimming in the lake, roses on the wall, french pastries, learning foreign words, soft voices, bike rides and summer picnics, wax stamped envelopes
7pm - dreamy sunsets, evening laughter, cursive handwriting, glossy makeup, soft lighting, photo booths, cherry ice cream, sparkling ocean waves, vintage mirrors, sweet tangerines on a balcony, flowers in a bath
11pm - scented candles, unwanted nostalgia, existential questions, sadness without reason, sitting in the dark and watching the stars, associating songs with past lovers, soft heart, oversized jumpers
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The Twilight Zone: The Obsolete Man (1961) dir. Elliot Silverstein
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me, a dumbass, two weeks ago: why is it so cold its literally the month of May like
me now that the heat is Here:Ā
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